Every year around this time, Neiman Marcus releases a Christmas catalog with a few ridiculous gifts that even we kind of want but obviously would NEVER buy…even if we could afford it.

Ok, well maybe.

Here are the five absurd things they’re selling this Christmas . . .

1.  A private plane made out of ROSE GOLD for $1.5 million.

2.  A week of living at three English countryside estates and castles, including polo lessons, helicopter rides, and clay pigeon shooting for $700,000.

3.  A walk-on role in the Broadway musical “Waitress” for $30,000.

4.  A slumber party at the Neiman Marcus flagship location in Dallas for 12 people, including food, pajamas, and spa treatments for $120,000.

5.  And one day of private football lessons from Joe Montana for $65,000.

Google “Neiman Marcus fantasy gifts” to see the other things they’re offering.